Let me introduce you to my friends:

Anxiety caused by social gatherings,

Fear caused by friends with sharp knives,

Low self-esteem caused by being overlooked.

Friendships like these never go broken.

Only go unspoken.

A bond of overflowing denial.

Denying the distanced developed all due

To the damaged heart that never healed

From the daring past.

Now, they’re the only friends I have.

Social distancing at its best!

The best party is no party at all.

No party.

No people.

No pandemic.

Nothing.

With a party like this, who needs friends?

With a party like this, the only one who can hurt me

Is me.